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why didn’t tarzan have a beard
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If PInocchio says “My nose will grow” Does it grow or not. Because if it doesn’t grow he was lying so it has to grow but then he’s telling the truth.
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Seriously, just make out.
You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.
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My dad might be making me one of these :’)
woah your dad can make beds??
yeah well my dad can make damn good toast
My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk
your dad and i have that in common
my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..
my dad makes these for everyone but me
reblogging cause omg the comments
ummmm my dad works does this count
yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^
no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry
my dad doesn’t wear a shirt
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
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